January 2010
RIP J.D. Salinger. Your writing is goddamn ace.
“Guys, we got the comment that a band always wants when they’re playing a...”
– Keith Murray in Philly
“If you play Nintendo Playstation, he has everything on the highest rate as...”
– Igor Andreev on Federer.
Hahaha that’s hilarious and true.
“It’s better to lose to Roger like this than court 25 against a guy nobody...”
– Amen, Andreev on drawing Federer first round.
Psudo-poetic wanking - or writing thoughts out in blogs like you’re motherfucking Sigmund Freud or Virginia Woolf - is really annoying.
The IT Crowd
Jen: Right, I'm off.
Roy: A bit early.
Jen: I've got a date.
Roy: Oh right! With Michael.
Jen: That's right.
Roy: The guy that looks like a magician.
Jen: Yeah... What?
Roy: What?
Jen: What'd you say? Looks like a what?
Roy: This is Michael, right? The guy that came in last week?
Jen: He doesn't look like a magician.
Roy: Yeah he does! He does, doesn't he, Moss?
Moss: What?
Roy: Remember the guy that came in looking for Jen last week?
Moss: OH! Michael the Magnificent!
Recently a cinema franchise here in Sydney, well recently is a couple years back, they recently made their movies seat assigned. I was pretty okay with it at the time that they changed it, seeing as I was always early enough to get my actual seat, but now that I’ve experienced a full couple of years with this system, I gotta say, IT SUCKS.
I’m sure everyone has encounted the awkward...
December 2009
