December 2009
the judgemental ones are afraid of being judged...
Michael Vartan was called “Fartin’ Vartan” in high school. CUTE.
it comes with being a hormone-driven teenage girl.
The rules: 1. Be BORED 2. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely shag. 3. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion. 4. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone. 5. Put a question mark after the guys you’ve never heard of. 6. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole. 7. Add three of your own at the end. 01. Stephen Dorff ? 02. Wesley Snipes...
Director of Alias: Michael, could you please move a bit closer to Victor?
Michael Vartan: Yeah, sure. Oh, that's nice.
Victor Garber: Not too close.
Michael Vartan: Yeah, don't touch me, boy.
“Yep, smells like a barn yard. Smells like a barn yard. And I mean you...”
– Keith Murray
“This is a charge of C4. I can tell because it says C4 everywhere.”
– Agent Vaughn on Alias
A conversation translated from Vietnamese to...
Mum: TALK TO ME!
Dad: Okay, guess what?
Mum: What?
Dad: ...what now?
Mum: :(
Trainspotting
Two old ladies, one who was asian-looking and another obviously Caucasian, waddling at an ambling pace down the platform, speaking fluently and excitedly in, wait for it, French. That’s right. Despite these two women’s apparent differences in race and culture they were able to find common ground in speaking French.
It’s nice, isn’t it?
Ron: You saying Dean's dating my sister because of her nice skin.
Harry: Well, no, I'm just saying it could be a contributing factor.
Ron: ...Hermione's got nice skin.
“I would choose the darkest horse,
that’s the horse I’d ride.”
– Bishop Allen, Dimmer I love this film clip.
“My rectory abuts her estate.”
– The dirtiest line in Pride & Prejudice. Haha, thanks Mr. Collins.
FACT: Simon Woods, the guy who plays Mr. Bingley in Joe Wright’s Pride & Prejudice, was an ex-boyfriend of Rosamund Pike, the chick who played Jane Bennet. And yet, their chemistry stood so well in the movie that you wouldn’t have guessed.
Puddle is a person's name.
artarikios:
I love them. nuff said.
If Mortein works, then how come that fly that smokes, and litters all this dirt everywhere is still alive? If he dies at the end of each commercial from their “new product” then how come he comes back to be killed by the “new formula” or the “enviro-guard”?
Surprising superfoods that has been deemed...
prettyfoods:
bitchville:
They say a bit of what you fancy does you good. But what good can a few rashers of bacon, a glass of wine and a scoop of ice cream be doing for you? More than you think. Here, we highlight the hidden benefits in a few of your favourite things.
Jam
Undeniably high in sugar, but preserves have an unexpected health benefit. A study by the Institute of Food Research in...
FIVE THINGS A USED-TO-BE TWILIGHT FAN FOUND IN NEW MOON:
Kristen Stewart cannot close her mouth. Seriously, when she does close it, it looks like her lips don’t even stretch that way anymore, like when you try to stretch a balloon over a bowl.
Bella’s internal heart-breaking when “Edward” (don’t get me started… that isn’t even in this list. It deserves a...
November 2009
